so what are you doing at college?
i am majoring in youre daughters ass
Anonymous said: That "go online shopping while I eat your pussy" is the best pick-up line EVER
Hush now, child.. Society is not yet ready.
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
(Source: organmeat, via automatically)
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
(Source: stormiing-moved, via automatically)
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
(Source: andromeda40002019, via andrewquo)