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girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
girlfriends father: haha sweet




Anonymous said: That "go online shopping while I eat your pussy" is the best pick-up line EVER

ball-deep:

Hush now, child.. Society is not yet ready.



roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat, via automatically)





dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

(Source: stormiing-moved, via automatically)





plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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